
contingency
"Be the weirdest little weird in all of Weird Town"
"Be the weirdest little weird in all of Weird Town"
me: sees velociraptors
me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good
MURDER THE TOY

When I say I literally screamed I don’t mean like internet screamed
I like to dip my cookies in Mountain Dew because it gives them an ever so tangy flavor if left in there for the right amount of time
This has become a candidate for my Least favorite post
did anybody else have a moment as a kid/teen where you suddenly realized that you were more than likely never going to have one of those big adventures that you read abt in YA novels. and u were going to just have a normal life with normal problems, and got real sad. and even tho u now see value in a regular life, part of you still wants magic powers and a rag tag group of ride-or-die friends who are out to save the world
That’s why dnd is a human need and deserves a place on maslow’s heirarchy
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth